Warfare of Frostwolf • View topic

**Joined:** Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:34 am **Posts:** 2100

Application:

http://www.warfareguild.us/guild_application/show/553165

Name:

Crazymike

Class:

Warrior

Level:

80

Race:

Undead

What's your real first name and age? What time zone are you in? Did you pass your eighth grade English class?

dey call me shawty n im 19. hell yea passed wit a d. (sumin cum to my attention dat i was denied so i apply agin den nigga! "we're getting trolled.

buuuuut.

denied.

Good luck in your search for a guild. You're not right for us."

mmMMmmMMM aw hell naw u didnt!!!!! aint trollin shit nigga u need to get da fuck off my dick.

Please provide an armory link to your gear. PLEASE LOG OUT IN YOUR PVE GEAR. Which glyphs do you use for raiding and why?

nope cant make me

What spec are you and why did you select this spec? What gear and experience do you have with other specs (if applicable)?

imma protection nigga body gaurd naw i mean. i got me a fury set cause i get real pissed off when niggas try and clown on me so i bust they ass wit my DPS naw i mean

List some of the resources you use to learn how to better play your class.

prolly got to be askin my niggas i see on the streets of dal

Describe your typical dps/healing/tanking rotation in a raid environment. (Tell us briefly how you play your class.)

well i go in an slam each target bout 5 times naw i mean den i fear em den i charge naw i mean den i intervene the dumbass nigga not watchin his fuckin aggro and shit den dey wanna leave and call me a bad hell naw u didnt watch yo aggro what i tell em

What keys are your five most-used skills bound to? What are your movement keys? Do you use your mouse to move and turn your character?

12345 an uh hell naw i use A and D to turn

Link a WMO or World of Logs parse illustrating your performance. Click here if you need help with this.

nope cant make me

What raid experience do you have? Be specific about which bosses you've killed and when.

well i got like 4/12 naw i mean 10 mayne icc den i did sum icc 25 but wus banned while on da gunship for sum bull shit reason

What was the most difficult encounter you've had to learn and how did you go about learning it?

naw gotta change my mind now it wus prolly that dumbass gm one time i tried get him to gimmie sum gold and he refused and so i went off at him and got banned but i aint learn shit from it i still ask fo dat gold from gm naw i mean

We raid Mon through Thurs 6:30-10:30 Pacific time (invites at 6). Will you be able to attend raids at these times?

cant make me but yea prolly naw i mean

Please list your computer's stats in a raid environment (fps, ping, etc). Is your internet reliable?

nope cant make me an hell yea

Do you have Ventrilo and speakers/headset? Do you have a working mic?

hell yea i do but hell naw to the mic

Which mods do you use to help you raid? Please provide a screenshot of your UI in a raiding environment. Click here if you need help with this.

nope cant make me

What plans do you have to improve your character outside of a 25-man raid?

none ya damn business ya cant make me say either

How did you hear about Warfare?

sum dude was like AYOOO i paid 18k fo dis mount from warfare an i was jus like AAAYOOOOO i wanna be in dat guild naw i mean

What was the last progression-oriented guild you were in? Where were they at in progression? Why did your guild's progression stop? Why did you/are you leaving?

i dont remember dat shit nigga plz

A little less serious: When was the last time you left you computer and what did you do?

like i said last tuesday cuz da god damn maitnance i had to go on hulu.com and watch sum house and was forced to take a shower some bullshit i kno

If you could be any food or beverage, what would you be and why?

prolly beer and sum pepporni pizza yeaa nigga

Do you shit the bed?

hell naw nigga i shit in ya mouth tho if u wanna try and clown on me

Bonus: Draw us a picture of your toon in Paint.

fuck dat shit i use paint anyways but dats wassup here http://i27.tinypic.com/332t6c8.jpg

**Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:37 pm

Someone has way too much time on their hands.

**Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:41 pm

Ok really, you're a terrible troll... second worst only to Moifern. If you're going to troll at least do it right please =]

**Joined:** Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:55 am **Posts:** 750

OMG LOL U R SO FUNNY!